Woes Are Fleeting, Blows Are Glancing

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

usaforafrica:

seansoo:

what’s a good website to watch dramas on?

tumblr.com

ciggers:

i only succeed in failing 

perftag:

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

metalcxre:

when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid

she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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