Woes Are Fleeting, Blows Are Glancing

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

swirlofgown:

Why pay bills when you can have playbills. 

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

elf-in-mirror:

theironbaby:

My mom just got really mad because my aunt told her my religious views on Facebook was “Phantom of the Opera.” 

Totally legit. image

100 musicals I ♥ {in no particular order} 002. Anything Goes

dysphorism:

zarry:

*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

Okay so like Top Hat is actually coming to Broadway

Like they started rewriting the West End show’s script and I think they’re trying to figure out choreography because they’ve got a few people on for it

And they announced this in February. I’m hearing it now.

hiddentriforce:

bocksofsox:

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

We used to pay 20$ each for these

I have 30+ of these things, each costing $19.99. This post makes me so angry.

comeonputonyourwarpaint:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY