I'm the Other Daughter. I'm Beautifully Tragic.

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

communistbakery:

I didn’t understand how to use a computer mouse, but then it clicked

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

pokemonmasterkimba:

gaining new followers

GUYS I WENT TO THE SAME GRADE SCHOOL BILL CORBETT WENT TO HOOOLY SHIT

me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips